Bail Out

I want one! Now I don't require billions but I do require something. That’s what’s about to happen now that money is being handed out like Halloween candy to cavity filled CEOs and there once profitable companies. So when Congress gets back from Christmas break and Mr. Obama takes over I would like to be called to capital pile and have my chance at receiving my money. I just need enough to buy a corporate jet and fly to Colorado for a ski trip and a massage then head home and burn the rest in the back yard, its cold in January and at least I will know where all my money went. I’m not saying the 3 Stooges don’t need a bailout; I just hope that it works and three years from now they aren’t back at the capital pile looking for more money.